

Texting my date tonight:Me: What should I wear?Date: Something casual is fine. Ideally a black dress would go well with the setting.Me: You consider a black dress casual, FML. I will see what I can cum up with!Me: Come* ducking autocorrectMe: Fucking not Ducking!!Me: **Sent Selfie**Date: Casual can be a vague term. I love your idea of "casual." Just curios, what's your thoughts on staying in tonight?Me: I am get down with some P&S.Date: Ok I will bite, whats P&S?Me: Pizza and SexDate: Cumming and that is not autocorrected!