🌟New Video Alert! 🌟
Have y'all seen this new trend? Riding a Peloton in all senses of the word. 🚴🏻♀️
Yours truly has one.
The only thing more surprising than me having a Peloton (I mean, c'mon if I spent half as much time riding it as I do on pool hangs and imbibing and thinking clean eating cancels it out I'd probably weigh 20 pounds less) is that I had all the notes on how to get the dildo to stay stuck to the seat (duct tape? rope?)
Nope - literally just stuck it onto the seat and voila, it suctioned right on. I should have turned the camera on earlier so you could've seen my reaction!
Anyway, I hopped (hehehe) on the trend and thought you'd enjoy the view 😈 Check your DMs!
PS: I got several DMs for my Memorial Day post wondering where my bush went. Rest assured, they were old photos. After the overwhelming requests during my live to grow the hair, I've gone full Sophia Loren for the time being and a result I've never been so aware that I have armpits before. 💋
2024-05-30 05:01:00 +0000 UTC
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Leather has always been popular but, with the advent of punk and metal in the 1980s began to define an iconic aesthetic for punks and motorcycle riders alike: black leather jackets and vests.
2024-05-29 05:00:33 +0000 UTC
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Life long and prosper🖖🏻
One of the main characters from Star Trek, a hit sci-fi TV series from the 1960s featured Spock, a Vulcan, and his greeting that uses a hand signal accompanied by the famous phrase.
Star Trek is one of the longest running franchises and was inspired by (among many things) the launch of the Russian satellite Sputnik in 1957.
2024-05-28 05:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸
Thank you to those who served, and sacrificed.
Memorial Day in the United States originated after the Civil War, first celebrated in 1868 as “Decoration Day” when graves of soldiers fallen (both Union and Confederate) would be decorated with flowers.
The timing of the holiday is to coincide with the most likely time for flowers to bloom. Poppies are typically associated with memorials after a famous poem, In Flanders’ Fields, was published during WW1 after noting the multitude of poppies growing over soldier burial grounds. The American Legion soon adopted he poppy as a symbol of mourning and memorializing those that sacrificed their lives in war.
2024-05-27 17:00:57 +0000 UTC
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Gonna Sex. I mean, Gunne Sax.
A Gunne Sax top from the 1970s and lingerie from my personal collection.
Gunne Sax (named for the gunny sack, or burlap sack style trim at the bottom of the dresses) was founded in the 1960s with the intent to recreate pioneer-style clothing (think gingham, lace and calico) which became hugely popular. Original Gunne Sax pieces are hard to come by nowadays. The company stop producing them ages ago so if you find one it’s finding treasure!
2024-05-27 05:01:07 +0000 UTC
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A rad 1960s/70s French moto print top and vintage nylons/garter belt 💋 🏍️
2024-05-26 05:00:59 +0000 UTC
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Have a nice weekend :) 💚
2024-05-25 05:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday! Summer school dismissed early for a field trip to the pool 💋
2024-05-24 05:00:13 +0000 UTC
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A 1970s bodysuit and I can’t decide if I wanna add sparkly bellbottoms and hit up Studio 54, or just don some roller skates and groove our to disco on the roller rink 🛼
I’m the 1970s, disco became the perfect groove to roller skate to. Adding a disco ball, flashing lights, and groovy beats made the roller rink a popular place for kids and adults alike. Movies like Saturday Night Fever helped solidify the roller rink as the place to be.
2024-05-23 05:00:16 +0000 UTC
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The history of sheer lingerie is, unsurprisingly, long and originated around the mid—1700s in France by the royal court. It’s tied in with the use of body stockings (which I’ve covered in a previous post) but, being made of superior fabrics it wasn’t exactly accessible to your average woman.
It wasn’t until the 20th century when lingerie began to be mass produced that its popularity soared, and further became associated with the burlesque movement and you see them in bold colors like this one. 💜
2024-05-22 05:01:11 +0000 UTC
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A 1970s Deadstock Votes For Women top! One of the coolest shirts I’ve gotten my hands on.
I just did a post on the low number of women in the US government in the 1970s and the resulting push for better representation. I won’t repeat myself here but this shirt falls into the same political timeframe in the campaign for women to have a say 💋
2024-05-21 05:00:17 +0000 UTC
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Apollo 11: the mission to land mankind on the moon
Allegedly, “The mission was so dangerous, the astronauts couldn't get life insurance. So they each autographed hundreds of philatelic "covers," envelopes their friends had postmarked on July 20, 1969, which they knew their families could sell to collectors to fund their kids' college education if they did not return.”
2024-05-20 05:01:07 +0000 UTC
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While the 1950s/60s is the typical era you’d associate with a bandeau top (picture that iconic Marilyn Monroe bikini photo), they’ve actually been around literally forever.
It comes from the French word for “strip” (of cloth) but is depicted in art from Ancient Greece and looks pretty much like bandeaus of today.
2024-05-19 05:00:57 +0000 UTC
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Inspired by velvet of glam rock and the patterns from the boho hippie movement, this vest is a testament to the sometimes-weird fashion choices made.
Vests were HUGE in the 70s, from leather to crochet to a printed velvet, like this one.
I can’t imagine anyone is really complaining about this look, though.
2024-05-18 05:00:24 +0000 UTC
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TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!
Here’s a little video message ahead of tonight! :)
2024-05-17 14:17:55 +0000 UTC
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A fun fact: pink is one of the oldest colors found in the geological record dating back rocks found in 1.1 billion-year-old rocks found underneath the sands of the Sahara. Pink has been used as pigments for art, fabrics, pottery, etc throughout time without much regard to gender until the 20th century.
Hot pink as a pigment is actually a relatively new phenomenon, though. The Italian fashion designer, Schiaparelli, introduced it in his 1937 line of designs touting a bold, vivid pink as a new mainstream color.
2024-05-17 05:00:25 +0000 UTC
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What’re you drinking?
2024-05-16 05:01:09 +0000 UTC
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I’m going live this Friday night!
9pm CST.
I’ll be talking history and will have lots of toys with me that we can have fun with :) 💋
2024-05-15 16:20:46 +0000 UTC
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Get in, I’ve got my Asstronaut Kit and we’re going to Uranus!
I got a chance to play with a space-themed anal play kit and used the biggest butt plug I’ve ever tried so far, and it glows in the dark AND vibrates!
Cum check it out in your inbox! 🚀🪐👽
2024-05-15 05:01:01 +0000 UTC
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Want to join the Mile High Club?
Pan American World Airways (or, Pan Am) was founded way back in 1927 and by the 1950s and 60s it became synonymous with luxury air travel and Pan Am stewardesses were the height of professional glamor.
Becoming a stewardess was like becoming a model: they had stringent criteria to meet from height, weight, appearance and even how to smoke a cigarette.
In spite of what I imagine, it looks like they weren’t actually permitted to wear anything risqué under their uniforms, so you’ll have to pretend it looked something like this.
2024-05-14 05:00:56 +0000 UTC
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The Little Green Fairy:
Absinthe, a spirit containing green anise and wormwood, has a long and fun history. The short of it, though, is that it was considered a hallucinogen much loved by bohemian culture and was referred to as "the green fairy."
The Green Fairy association became synonymous with absinthe culture: whether you were hallucinating that the green fairy was visiting you, or you were loosely interpreting the green color of the absinthe and its effects as fairylike, is up to the imbiber.
I like to think the green fairy, if she lived in New Orleans, would probably don a micro bikini in a bright green color and hang out in a haunted pool and it would probably look something like this.
2024-05-13 05:00:29 +0000 UTC
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The Ass-Tronaut Kit Unboxing: En Route to Uranus!
I don't know if there's anything more up my alley (um...literally) than this.
2024-05-12 05:00:31 +0000 UTC
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“After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people: all losers who hadn’t been on the moon, ever.”
Here’s my latest space nerd video. I talked about Apollo 11 and the new Artemis Mission, did a striptease at the end and also used my alien dildo to masturbate. For, um, research purposes. 🚀👽
The last part is in your inboxes 💋
2024-05-11 14:10:57 +0000 UTC
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Microbikinis, or swimsuits that cover what's only absolutely necessary, were invented in the 1970s by French fashion designers. The designs were intended to use as little material as possible to accentuate the female form (hence the term string bikini, or a bikini held only together by strings).
2024-05-11 05:01:03 +0000 UTC
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A few outtakes from the alligator suitcase 🧳
2024-05-10 05:01:11 +0000 UTC
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Back at the pool that was built over the oldest graveyard in New Orleans (used from 1720-1791) 👻 ✨
2024-05-09 05:01:10 +0000 UTC
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It’s shorts and T-shirt weather. Allowing a longer recess for today 🩶🍎
2024-05-08 05:01:39 +0000 UTC
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Bamboo-handled parasols, like the vintage one I’m holding here, have been around since around the year 700 AD and began to be widely used by the Middle Ages.
This one is modeled after the Japanese style, but you’ll see them used in many cultures from that time. They were typically made of silk or paper and adhered to a wooden stick and were for protection from the sun, as well as adornment for tea or geisha ceremonies. As a result, the colors and patterns used represented one’s status.
It wasn’t until a bit later that they were adapted to act was umbrellas during monsoon season, utilizing durable and water-repellent materials while still retaining a flavor of a traditional Japanese aesthetic.
2024-05-07 05:01:05 +0000 UTC
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The History of Sex Toys: Part 4, The Greek Way 🍑
2024-05-06 05:01:02 +0000 UTC
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A 1960s white corset top and surfer print swim shorts!
Surfer culture became popularized in part due to The Beach Boys, who made music that had catchy harmonies, relatable lyrics and a sound that made them instantly recognizable. Despite becoming synonymous with beach culture and a hit entitled “Surfin’ “, only one of them can surf! 🏄🏼♂️ 🌊
2024-05-05 05:01:03 +0000 UTC
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