Man todays orgasm was awesome! So awesome that Im sitting here post-hot-shower totally not wanting to move and about to polish off and enjoy the rest of my grocery store $6 cake and a Smirnoff Ice while I wait for the video to finish compressingβ¦
Some of my more favourite ass π pics that I've taken (and already shared with y'all) since starting my OF page... I def should go thru my naughty pics from before this and share my favs from back then too... The more off my voluptuous ass the better! π―ππ
I can not stress this enough, TIPPING IS NEVER EXPECTED, BUT ALWAYS APPRECIATED! π―
With that said, I am sharing an Amazon Wishlist that was a previous request from a few of you...
I was very hesitant on making a list... For many reasons, including my privacy/safety and not wanting anyone to feel like they need to purchase anything off of it... But I think I've got the wishlist as secure as possible, and I'm pretty sure y'all know by now that I expect nothing but your likes and comments... π―
About the wishlist, to keep it secure, I could not allow anyone to buy things not on my list becauce I could only choose items that are both sold by and shipped by Amazon... That really limited what I could add to it... But just this morning, I stumbled upon CalExotics, that for some reason, has a decent amount of sex toys stocked by Amazon! (And the brand of one of my fav toys - the blue butterfly kiss vibrator - , so I'm hopeful about the rest of their products...) And Leg Avenue, who has some plus size lingerie and lots of plus size costumes... Avidlove is my preferred Amazon lingerie company, but they don't conform to the sold by/shipped by requirements... π₯
(Note: I am generally a 2X in most things, but for the costumes I mostly went 3/4X cuz those usually run small/awkward in sizing...)
Again, no one is ever required or expected to purchase anything from my wishlist, but for those that choose to, make sure to send me a message if you want to receive one special request, private pic of me and that item... π
And of course, cash tips are welcome too! π€£π
Hmmm... It hasn't been feast Friday in a while, but this week I got excited about a beef roast I saw in the grocery store... ππ But ugh! How did I manage to take SIXTY FIVE photos?!?!? (And thats even after deleting all the unfocused/bad angle ones...π³)
OnlyFans only let's you post 40 pics/clips max in a post... So I have to cut out 15?! π¬ You guys wanna see the butt π! And I wanna post the food π₯¦... So which ones get cut?! π€
My plumpilicious bod had a few extra pounds added to it over the past couple weeksβ¦ And apparently my comfy cotton cheap sports bras are not happy about itβ¦ π My boobs keep popping a little out the bottomβ¦ So I took a few pics πΈ earlier today of the poppageβ¦ This evening while sitting on the couch ποΈ, I noticed it was happening againβ¦ But this time, I decided to pop them out and enjoy a little nipple playβ¦ π€ I took a couple very short titty bounce clips tooβ¦ π Cuz my goodness do they ever look amazing while bouncingβ¦ They look even better when its a pounding causing them to bounceβ¦ π Maybe one day thatβll get captured in a video, but not any day soon at this rateβ¦ π€£π
So I had a dental π¦· appointment mid-morning today, and I needed some laughing gasβ¦ Turns out my curvaceous plump self is a hella big lightweight! π€£π€£ They started off on the high end, but I felt so loopy I asked for lessβ¦ Ended up only needing a legit tiny π€πΌbaby dose to get the normal effectsβ¦ Both the dentist and the hygienist were chuckling at meβ¦ π
On another note π, I am at a total loss for ideas of some pics πΈ to take to share with yβallβ¦ Im just lounging on the couch ποΈ watching Cop Out and struggling to come up with an ideaβ¦ Someone give me a suggestionβ¦ Pleaseeeeeβ¦ π
Comment it or DM meβ¦
I looked thru my treasure chest π of unopened goodies, and this is still what I have left... The top four are "toys" π, and the bottom three are "accessories" π... Not sure when or how π€ I'll get to use some of the accessories, but hopefully I will! Prob just as soon as when I get to use the vibrating tongue ring or cockring...π΅β³οΈπ€£
I'm thinking maybe the purple π one for my next video... π
My sexxxy fuzzy peach π had a mini photo shoot yesterday... lol... While setting up the camera π· and checking the angles, I was loving π how she was looking on the big screen πΊ, so I decided to have a little photo shoot πΈ with her... I think I got some lovely close-ups of all her spectacularness!!! π
(Most times I cast my phone to the tv's chromecast so I can watch myself and check angles as I'm going... Not to come off as conceded or anything, but my peach is hella beautiful and altho I'm not "getting off" to my own peach, she is a pleasant sight to see... π―!!! And its fun to see me on the big screen! π«£)
Holy effn moly! My poor fuzzy peach π missed being touched oh so damn much! Its been 33 days since my last video! π΅βπ« Today it was just me and my fingers for a good nine minutes, just getting reacquainted with each other... lol... For the last four minutes, I added my clit sucker, which ended up being a little more π relieving π«£ than squirting π explosion... But still felt damn good!!!
(And yes, I know I so totally need a mani doneβ¦ It is def coming soon, I hopeβ¦ Being on injury leave and multiple floods isn't good for the wallet or the weightβ¦ π³)
Details:
Date: Wednesday November 1st 2023
Time: 1:22pm
Location: My Living Room Couch
Length: 12 mins 58 secs
Weight: 294 lbs
Outfit: Nodda!
Size: N/A
Toys: Fingers, Clit Sucker
Mmm... much needed ice cream π¦ break! Cleaning up after a literal shit-storm is time consuming, exhausting and frustrating... Man I need a trip to my happy π place oh so freaking badly...
Hello My Lovies!!!
It has been a literal shit-show the past weekβ¦ Between my bathroom π½ literally exploding, chipping a tooth π¦·, majorly spraining my foot π¦ΆπΌ, stepping on a nail π¨, and it being period π΄ week, I haven't had any time to feel or be sexxxyβ¦ Still cleaning π§½ up the aftermath of the FIVE floods/explosionsβ¦ So much got destroyed and thrown out π’β¦ I havenβt forgotten my lovies! Iβm coming backβ¦ Just need a little π€πΌ more timeβ¦ I really miss posting for you all! In the meantime, heres a throw back to Sep 2019 and my nipples holding that necklace in placeβ¦ π
Clearly I angered the god of water or the god of chaos! Cuz this is absolute bullshit!!! I was so ready, wanting and needing to have some self love and squirting today!!! But instead, I need to deal with plumbers, cleaners and mgmtβ¦ ππ€¬ Ugh! Maybe I need a trip to a happy place for an hourβ¦ π€¦πΌββοΈ
ETA; my poor bathroom is destroyed!
Let there be light!!! π‘ So tired of using the washroom under what felt like interrogation lighting with my work flashlight π¦... So I popped out and got a workstation lamp to be able to really see my fat ass π when I'm exfoliating the perfect canvas for handprints βοΈ!!! And bite marks!!! π«¦
Bribed myself with some yummy rice balls before getting down on all fours... ππ€£ That latest ceiling rainfall that went on for 5 HOURS really mucked up my floors and grout... Among the rest of my freshly painted bathroom walls... (And the adjoining bedroom...) π€¬π
Mmmβ¦ Im so hooked on Chicken Shawarma π₯ meatβ¦ Decided to treat myself and have another drink πΉ! This relaxing business is interestingβ¦
On another note! Its butthole pasta! π€£π€£π€£ Technically its Bucaneve Pasta, but according to TicTok, its nicknamed butthole π pasta! Not something I have ever or will ever dine on, but Im thinking this could be the exceptionβ¦ I haven't had any inspiration to cook lately, but maybe this would be a fun thing to whip upβ¦
Relaxation time π!!! A much needed soak in my teeny tiny apartment sized bath tub π... With food and booze!!! "Stole" an extra homeloaf π last night at ESM to turn my left over chicken parm into a yummy sammich π₯ͺ... Added a Smirnoff Ice Light cooler πΉ plus some Paramount+ πΊ and it was a pretty nice time...
My poor booty π was really feeling that thong pull while I kept trying to get a decent pic πΈ and ass shaking clip πΉ... A nice rub down would feel so awesome right about now... π
Lord please give me a break! Took a trip to the bathroom in the dark and regretted itβ¦ All that time with the sander and painting wasted! πππ Man I need a trip to my happy placeβ¦
Sat there on the couch π just fondling my tits π while binging my show and thinking of how I wanted to enjoy myself π... And guess who forgot/messed up hitting record after adjusting into my self lovin' position... πββοΈπ Realized part way thru and was so disappointed that I didn't even get a finish... π€¦ββοΈπ
My goodness, my thicc thighs enjoyed these seats at the movie theater today⦠Havent been to the theater in a hella long time⦠Definitely enjoyed it! And need it⦠Totally picked a great movie to see in theaters⦠Action movies are def a top fav!
My little peachy π shorts were giving me such a wedgie... Was just about to release the fabric from my ass π when I thought perhaps y'all would love to see it! And I have to say, the little impromptu wedgie photo shoot πΈ turned out pretty decent! π
Ugh! Anybody else not wanna get out of bed π?!?!?! It's such a lazy Saturday so far... But it won't stay that way... Cuz now that the bathroom is painted π€, it needs a full cleaning! π I'd much rather continue to lay here, but having someone part my legs and enjoy their breakfast instead! πππ
(It's amazing what arm πͺ placement can do for perkiness... π€£)
Oh. Em. Gee. That was a fabulous π clit rubbing orgasm! Sorry boys, this one was all about me πββοΈ! No toys, no crazy positions, nothing but me, my fingers π and my plump red clit enjoying some self lovin' β€οΈ time... She hasn't been given enough attention lately... So this morning, when the mood struck π (and timing worked out), I spread my legs, parted my ginger fuzz π and just caressed her til she was too sensitive for me to keep going... Days like this, I really miss having my bean π« flicked π«³ by someone else... (And my ass bit! π)
Details:
Date: Friday September 29th 2023
Time: 10:52am
Location: My Living Room Couch
Length: 8 mins 14 secs
Weight: 288.4 lbs
Outfit: Nodda
Size: N/A
Toys: Fingers
Wooootttt!!! π My bathroom π» is finally looking better!!! But where there's a stepπΆββοΈforward, there's two π£ steps back... I have a non-leaking and non-contaminated ceiling, but the effers broke my door πͺ, toilet π½ and light π‘... And did such a shit job plastering around the adjoining tiles... π Oh the joys of renting... π